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Monday, 08 November
Some of you have been nice enough to inquire as to whether or not I'm okay. I am okay, and I fully plan on ROARING BACK like a . . . roaring thing, not unlike a jungle cat or a Texan. Frankly, this year has been a huge pile of shit on pretty much all fronts (to the extent that a huge pile of shit can make crafty tactical maneuvers), and it's been a little demoralizing and a lot making-Skot-not-feel-like-doing-much-ish.
So I'm sorry for the terrible lapse in failing to provide you with puerile rips on movies I have not yet seen and the dearth of stories about the places I have peed on in my storied history. THIS SHALL BE RECTIFIED! For all my snideness, I thank you for your kindness in inquiring after me.
Soon, my pretties. *pets ugly white cat* Soon, I will destroy civilization. Wait, is that camera on? I meant to say, "Soon, I'll stop being such a putz." Get lost, cat! The shit I say when you're around!
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How did you escape? My cunning plan to withhold Skot from the world is foiled!
You said "rectified."
Huh huh huh huh huh.
I hope you really do come roaring back, because you are the funniest guy I have ever encountered. I collect your epithets and read them when I need a laugh of the sort that makes tears run down my face. Jesus, fuck, and Liberace!
Hot damn, you're back. I look forward to it!
I REALLLLLy missed you. You make me laugh.
I missed your stuff too, man. Been awhile since I stopped by, the last prejudgement had some quality laughs. I'm also one of the folks that sparked that tirade about people demanding more funny shit. I want to apologize about that, man.
Definitely anticipating the Return of Skot!
I was worried.
Wait....I'm from Texas. Harumph.
Welcome back, and don't let the bastards wear you down, Skott!!
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