"Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots" is also up there...and "Saloonatics" is awfully catchy.

But I concur. You can't beat "Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!"

I'm quite fond of PDA Massacre myself... I just imagine all those blackberry totin' jackasses getting mown down.

And Who Wants to be an Erotic Billionaire? is up there too - I mean, I know I do!

When your daughter says "I wanna be an actress!" this is what you should show her.

"Play-Mate of the Apes" isn't a better title, but "Dr. Cornholeous" is a better character name.

My favorite movie title is a tie between "Pucker Up and Bark Like a Dog" and "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid."

Apparently there are some titles that you just can't post here. I got as far as the one involving paprika before I broke down into uncontrollable laughter.

Also, she is a writer, and a CASTING DIRECTOR. Wisely, I think she avoids being in the films she casts.