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Monday, 14 March
Sylvia Bath
I have done it again. A sort of caulking miracle, my tub. I have suffered the atrocity of toilets. Now I churn up soapstuffs that fly about the tub. Cleaning I do it so it does not smell. Does not my sponge astound you. And my rag. I think I am cleaning up, Am a pure ammonia By hisses, by effluvium, There were stains on your white parts Note: Comments are closed on old entries. Comments Look, I couldn't get it out of my mind. I'm sorry. All hail, literary japes! You have turned an afternoon's mildew wrangling into high art.
My girlfriend refers to my delicious cauliflower gratinee as the ‘Sylvia Special’ because she says it’s a poetic little dish that you can finish off in the oven. (her words not mine) you are ridiculously funny. thanks for the laughs! Sorta reads like a eulogy for bathroom scum. Good times. Also, I knew this sounded familiar. Very reminiscient of your Dec. 30, 2002 post about bathroom filth, with less prose. Oh yeah, sorry for reading through the archives. I do that when I get bored. anyone else i would excoriate, but you, sir, i merely shake my littlest finger at. \m/ god in heaven do you make me laugh. That was absolutely briliant. I'm going to show it to all my friends. of course I can't spell Post a comment |