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Thursday, 14 October
He's Leaving Home

To be honest, I don't have much gas left in the tank this week. Sorry about that--work has been, well, hellish, and next week I have to go to Kansas Fucking City for work. This would be great (if disturbing for my wife) if "fucking" really was part of the Kansas City equation, but it is not. I'm pretty sure that an oncology consortium will be largely fucking-free. Especially for anyone who gets treated to the penile cancer slide shows that I've heard so much about.

"Here's a horizontal cross-section of a diseased penis. And now our lunchbreak!"

Anyway. I myself happily do not have to attend any graphic penile cancer presentations, so I'll have to content myself with whatever varied joys the lymphoma and melanoma folks have concocted. If I'm really lucky, someone will have some good splenomegaly films.

So posts are going to be here and there for a couple weeks, just so you know. I had a conversation recently with cancer about this:

Skot: "So, cancer, why be a dick? It's hard to work around you sometimes. I have a crappy blog to maintain."

Cancer: "Yeah, well."

Skot: "That's not even an answer."

Cancer: "Sorry. I wasn't paying attention. There was this guy in Montana."

Skot: "What the fuck? Now what? Eye cancer?"

Cancer: "It's an expansion market."

Like I say, I'm out of gas. And it's just going to get worse once I have to leave town. I hate being away from my girl, and it makes me behave erratically.

Actually, I've already started. Tonight:

[The theme to "Law & Order" begins. Skot adopts a cruciform pose and begins wriggling his hips. This is horribly unfunky.]

Wife: What are you doing?

Skot: [still gyrating] I AM THE DISCO CHRIST! I DO WHAT I WANT!

This is the Disco Christ, signing off for a while.

Confess | Skot | 14 Oct, 2004 |

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I think The Disco Christ is possibly the most hilariously disturbing image I've ever seen or heard of.

Comment number: 005160   Posted by: Ryan Waddell on October 14, 2004 05:49 AM from IP: 206.47.252.98

I love you, Disco Christ. See ya soon.

Comment number: 005161   Posted by: TheBrad on October 14, 2004 08:43 AM from IP: 69.153.96.2

Disco Christ. Eeeexcellent.

Comment number: 005162   Posted by: Mickey on October 14, 2004 12:41 PM from IP: 66.147.11.241

i refer to it as lenny's interpretive dance

Comment number: 005163   Posted by: patrick on October 14, 2004 01:58 PM from IP: 216.231.58.193

I'm impressed it went three hours.

Comment number: 005164   Posted by: rachel on October 14, 2004 10:43 PM from IP: 172.200.243.128

Skot, seriously, drop me an email and I'll be happy to take you out drinking while you're in Kansas Fucking City. We have several good brewpubs in town, and plenty of dive bars.

Plus, I could loan you the "Elvis Christ Superstar" robes, so the Disco Christ could be properly attired.

Comment number: 005165   Posted by: Dr Paisley on October 17, 2004 09:42 PM from IP: 65.30.12.11

My friend and I are Disco Christ-ing right now. Is that blasphemous?

Comment number: 005166   Posted by: CG on November 16, 2004 08:22 PM from IP: 70.19.96.220

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