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Wednesday, 28 April
This Is Just To Say

Normally, I like to use my own words, but frankly, this day has rendered me mute with rage, so I'll borrow.

To the hopeless fuck-mule who scammed my debit card information and cleaned out my bank account: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

Whinging | Skot | 28 Apr, 2004 |

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Man, that totally sucks. Hope your bank does you a decent and gives you at least some of it back. Seriously. Do they do things like that?

Comment number: 004615   Posted by: bikeboy on April 28, 2004 01:31 PM from IP:

this is just to say

I have stolen
the dollars
that were in
your account

and which
you were probably
for surgery or to give to starving children or something

Comment number: 004616   Posted by: miserable lowlife douchebag on April 28, 2004 01:31 PM from IP:

You have my sympathy, I've had a similar thing happen, I hope you can get something back out of the bank.

Comment number: 004617   Posted by: Alex on April 28, 2004 01:34 PM from IP:

a william carlos williams parody in this context makes little sense to me.

Comment number: 004618   Posted by: moose on April 28, 2004 01:57 PM from IP:

Truly sympathetic on the bank account thing. I think scumfucks who do that should be hung upside down, orally raped by Asian elephants and then forced to watch Barbara Bush's home-made porn. This is all before being dismembered and fed to starving goats, of course.
I hope you find the fuckers.


Comment number: 004619   Posted by: on April 28, 2004 02:30 PM from IP:

Assholes, man. That fucking sucks. I send you all the comfort I got.

Comment number: 004620   Posted by: Kat on April 28, 2004 04:05 PM from IP:

Hey Skot --

Presuming that the transactions that fucknut performed using your card number were not atm withdrawals but debit card purchases, the bank is obligated to give you your money back promptly. if they resist tell them you want to charge back all the fraud transactions. but you probably know this already...

Comment number: 004621   Posted by: Juan on April 28, 2004 04:57 PM from IP:

No! So sorry. I thought this happened to me once but I was wrong--you know all the numbers to call? Make sure to call the credit reporting bureau to stop any accounts from being opened in your name.

I hope it gets straightened out soon...It's awful!

Comment number: 004622   Posted by: Miel on April 28, 2004 10:47 PM from IP:

Man that sucks.

Next time I make it out to Seattle, I'll look you up and bye you a scotch.

That always makes me feel better.

Comment number: 004623   Posted by: KOTWF on April 29, 2004 06:26 AM from IP:


Perhaps those of us who constitute your tens of readers can send you some $$ to help out?

Comment number: 004624   Posted by: John on April 29, 2004 07:29 AM from IP:

Thanks for all the words of sympathy, folks. I've been talking to my bank--oh, and how I'll be talking to them--and I anticipate that this will all be worked out. Despite my tone (I was pretty hot), it seems that I'll get my cash back. To be honest, since it was the end of the month, the bastard didn't have all that much to work with in the first place, and I get paid tomorrow anyway. But thanks again.

We now return to our regularly scheduled generic misanthropy.

Comment number: 004625   Posted by: Skot on April 29, 2004 07:43 AM from IP:

Somehow, hippies are to blame for this. I sincerely hope they get anally violated by a gang of PCP-addled nazi skinheads. (It worries me sometimes how often I wish this on people.)

Comment number: 004626   Posted by: Robin on April 29, 2004 08:02 AM from IP:

Fear of such an event is why I advocate living well beyond your means and keeping that bank account hovering just ever so slightly above zero...that way, there's not much to steal!

So sorry to hear about it though...and hoping it all gets fixed real soon.

Comment number: 004627   Posted by: April on April 29, 2004 11:25 AM from IP:

Uh.. this just happened to Tom Tomorrow


Comment number: 004628   Posted by: so sorry on April 29, 2004 01:39 PM from IP:

Auugh! Awful. I hope you get it straightened out.

Comment number: 004629   Posted by: SJ on April 29, 2004 07:53 PM from IP:

Those Nigerian scammers are getting more sophisticated, aren't they? The bastards!

Comment number: 004630   Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on April 29, 2004 11:40 PM from IP:

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