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Tuesday, 07 October
The Punchy Dork

I've recently been going nuts reading all kinds of graphic novels (read: comic books with tits and swearing), and while I know I'll never write one, I do like to come up with superhero names I'd like to see. You have to imagine them being shouted out by musclebound people in spandex. I particularly like the ones that make no sense at all.

The Human Beet!
The Itchy Housecoat!
On-Demand Four-Wheel Drive!
The White Guy!
Callipygian Phrygian!
The Limper!
The Fascinating Anecdote!

Yeah, I don't know either.

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Comment number: 003687   Posted by: jimborella on October 7, 2003 02:17 PM from IP:

Private First-Class Death!

Comment number: 003688   Posted by: Joe on October 7, 2003 03:09 PM from IP:

Bactrian Camel...Person!

randomly found your journal a month ago. i read it religiously. i was gonna say i read it "like the bible"...but since i've never once read the bible, that probably isn't the best analogy to use.

Comment number: 003689   Posted by: Aaron on October 7, 2003 04:02 PM from IP:

I read it like the bible.

I don't believe a word of it.

Comment number: 003690   Posted by: Cat on October 7, 2003 09:07 PM from IP:

How about...

Hardcore Dwarven Pornstar!
Uninteresting Guy!
Swotty Little Nancy Boy!
Governor Schwarteneggerman!


Comment number: 003691   Posted by: Edgeling on October 8, 2003 01:49 AM from IP:

Span Dex is not bad either.

Comment number: 003692   Posted by: david on October 8, 2003 04:49 AM from IP:

Radek Bonk!

Comment number: 003693   Posted by: Shawn on October 8, 2003 09:02 AM from IP:

Aliquot Bagder Boy

Comment number: 003694   Posted by: heather on October 8, 2003 09:25 AM from IP:

Can I buy "The Itchy Housecoat" from you for my superhero? I need to be The Itchy Housecoat.

Comment number: 003695   Posted by: Bet on October 8, 2003 09:32 AM from IP:


Comment number: 003696   Posted by: moose on October 8, 2003 10:56 AM from IP:

Chocolate Shatner!

Comment number: 003697   Posted by: Ultracity on October 8, 2003 02:47 PM from IP:

The Shambling Linebacker, although I think he's more of a supervillain.

Comment number: 003698   Posted by: Snarky on October 8, 2003 03:10 PM from IP:

The Diddler
Paper Legs
The Chaffed Nip
Mumbling Troglodyte
Norman Bolasoup
Brown Asterisk
The Loaf

Comment number: 003699   Posted by: MrGame on October 9, 2003 12:44 AM from IP:


Comment number: 003700   Posted by: Jack Bog on October 9, 2003 03:06 AM from IP:

The Happy Kumquat!

That's mine, but at this cool little site,, you get nifty ones like:

The jocular Platypus Shadow
The amphibious Jet Mouse
The astonishing War Flea
The sepulchral Suicide Worm

Comment number: 003701   Posted by: Jamie on October 9, 2003 06:50 AM from IP:

Then go to mcsweeneys archives for bad professional wrestler's names...

Comment number: 003702   Posted by: chuck on October 9, 2003 12:47 PM from IP:

Rampant Dustbunny!
Death Seltzer!
Shrieking Whig, and his sidekick Arm Fall-Off Boy!

Comment number: 003703   Posted by: Mixmaster Mikey on October 9, 2003 03:18 PM from IP:


Comment number: 003704   Posted by: jamie sweet on October 9, 2003 04:17 PM from IP:

How about......


Comment number: 003705   Posted by: Kari-Ann on October 10, 2003 05:21 PM from IP:

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