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Arrrr! So 'tis Talk Like A Pirate day, herrrm? Avast! I talk like a pirate while at me miserable work! Arrr! I go to three-hour meetings! Ye can hear me talk about database queries and scurvy fucking primary keys! Arr! I don't know what I'm doing!
Me blasted co-workers plague me like thrice-accursed harpies pecking at me fucking neck! Me voice mail overfill with bilge water of complaints! Truly, 'tis terrible to be a pirate today at work!
I cannot go on any longer! Arrr! I shall walk me own plank! Avast! See for yourself my 20th-story window! I run at it mightily, and me terrified parrot bounces on me shoulder nervously! I scream at me co-workers, "YOU HAVE BROKEN ME MIGHTY PIRATE HEART, YE DIRTY COXSWAINS!" just because it sounds dirty, and then I plunge through yon window! Crash!
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr. . . !
(Thud.)
(Pause.)
(Distantly) Arrr! Now I am a zombie pirate! Avast! Now I can do a summer movie with Johnny Depp!
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OK. There's no two ways about it. You. Are. Totally. Silly.
Thank you for providing me a belly laugh when I really needed it.
Your blog rocks.
arr. you should try "savvy". that one's fun. it's johnny depp's favorite, too.
Now ye wouldn't be pullin' Ol' Blind Pew's one good leg about this one, now would ye laddy? 'Cause if ye were I'd set the mate, Mr. Human Resources Director on ye for a little closed door floggin'.
>boreded?
boarded!
I can't stop laughing. Love your blog, man.
> boarded!
You're clearly missing something.
Arrg. I love it when words like Coxswain and Parse can be used in the same sentence.
Voicemail & Bilgewater.Too keen.
Bring out the Grog!
A toast to you!
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