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To: AllStaff
From: Skot
Subject: Goodbye Creul World
i can't take it anymore. i can't take it. i'm going to end it all now.
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To: Skot
From: Diana
Subject: Out Of Office Notice RE: Goodbye Creul World
Sorry I missed you! I will be on vacation from June 9 through June 16. Have a great day!
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To: AllStaff
Cc: Skot
From: Kelly
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
What are you closing down? Do we need to exit any applications?
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To: Skot
From: Laura
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
I think you mean "cruel," right? :D Just so you know, there is a spellcheck function in Outlook. I can help you out with that if you don't know where it is! :D
"How may goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is!"
--Shakespeare
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To: AllStaff
From: Skot
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
you don't have to do anything i'm going to kill myself
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To: Skot
From: Diana
Subject: Out Of Office Notice RE: Goodbye Creul World
Sorry I missed you! I will be on vacation from June 9 through June 16. Have a great day!
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To: AllStaff
From: Christine
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
A polite reminder that hitting "reply to all" spams everyone. Please consider using "reply" when appropriate. I get tired of deleting messages I don't need to see. Thank you.
And can we shut off Diana's autoreplier?
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To: AllStaff
From: Skot
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
sorry
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To: Skot
From: Diana
Subject: Out Of Office Notice RE: Goodbye Creul World
Sorry I missed you! I will be on vacation from June 9 through June 16. Have a great day!
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To: Skot
From: Remi
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
awwww we all get like that sometime.s i hate work too. {{{{{{{{skot}}}}}}}} hope you feel better soon
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To: AllStaff
From: Skot
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
NO NO NO stop emailing me you freaks i have a gun in my mouth RIGHT NOW shut UP
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To: Skot
From: Diana
Subject: Out Of Office Notice RE: Goodbye Creul World
Sorry I missed you! I will be on vacation from June 9 through June 16. Have a great day!
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To: AllStaff
From: Skot
Subject: RE: Goodbye Creul World
GOD DAMN IT
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To: Skot
From: Diana
Subject: Out Of Office Notice RE: Goodbye Creul World
Sorry I missed you! I will be on vacation from June 9 through June 16. Have a great day!
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To: Skot
From: Lori
Subject: Error message
Hi Skot. The Chart Manager program is being really weird and I can't commit any changes. Can you come down and help me?
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To: Lori
From: Skot
Subject: RE: Error message
ok. i'll be right down.
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Comments
Sounds like my day. I got into a fight with, and subsequently cussed out, my boss's autoreply.
I mean, um, "Don't do it, um, man. It's not, er, worth it. And stuff." Right
Automated Comment:
Sorry I missed you! Have a great day!
this diana girl sounds hot. what's her number?
what's her number?
404, apparently.
holy crap. That's the funniest thing I've read in a... couple of whiles.
I want to send a message to someone with an autoresponder on. I want the message I send to have as a return address the address of someone else with an autoresponder on.
I WILL SHUT DOWN THE...
oh sorry
Most mail systems are smart enough not to let auto-responders get into a fistfight, but it would be funny to kill your mail server in such a way.
I think my company would probably respond in the same way if I decided to kill myself... except there would be more autoresponses, and less people asking me to do things... they don't DO that here (ask me to do things), which makes for lots of time to read blogs, but perhaps less time to feel good about my life. Oh sorry, this is supposed to be about you - Don't do it, and stuff.
HAHAHAHA! Oh wow, thanks for brightening my morning, Skot.
Oh my God, that was funny. Thanks.
To: AllStaff
From: Lurker
Somebody go tell Skot it's a note to his personnel file for bringing a weapon to work.
And while we're all talking together, WHO STOLE MY YOGURT FROM THE FRIDGE?
That was me. Sorry. If it makes you feel better, I took Linda's frozen enchiladas too.
that cracked me up. a couple of people have brought down our mail server by making an out of office response "reply all" and then getting a couple of company wide emails. it's kind of like watching the matrix - the emails bounce, it kind of shudders, then everything shuts down. awesome.
You *ALL* need to read the book E by Matt Beaumont. It's an entire novel written in e-mails for an advertising company, some company-wide and some private, with offices in different cities. The head honcho keeps sending e-mails company-wide by accident... e-mails get forwarded, stories change. It's really laugh-outloud funny and a very easy read (of course).
They have it at amazon, etc. (four and a half stars - go read the reviews!).
Oh my stars, you just don't stop.
I mean, I hope not.
Rock on.
Snicker. I can think of two people in my office who have tortured me with the damn autoreply's. And I HAD to email them every ten minutes. Company policy.
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