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Friday, 13 June
I Love You, Bruce Willis

Now that the DVD of Tears of the Sun are out, commercials have once again started running, cajoling me to buy this film that nobody wanted to see in the first place. At one point in the commercial, Bruce Willis screams out to his soldiers, "HOLD THE LINE!" And, of course, because of my appalling and apparently unkillable fascination with all things Toto, I have to scream right back at Bruce, "LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!"

Whoa whoa whoa.

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So it isn't just me, then. Whew!

Comment number: 003110   Posted by: DaveP on June 14, 2003 06:44 AM from IP:

Thanks so much. Now I can spend the rest of the weekend trying to get out of my head the musical phrase: "It's not in the way you look / Or the things that you say that you'll do..."

Comment number: 003111   Posted by: jack bog on June 14, 2003 05:00 PM from IP:

Who are you after all? I came surfing and would like a bio or such.

Comment number: 003112   Posted by: Lancaster on June 15, 2003 08:12 AM from IP:

I heard a rumor that this is actually the blog of a famous comic, incognito.

Comment number: 003113   Posted by: Anon on June 15, 2003 06:09 PM from IP:

I heard the same rumor, but then I remembered that Totie Fields is already dead.

Comment number: 003114   Posted by: anapestic on June 15, 2003 06:15 PM from IP:

Well, he hasn't made any redneck jokes yet.

Comment number: 003115   Posted by: Cat on June 15, 2003 06:19 PM from IP:

Wait...Totie Fields is DEAD??

Comment number: 003116   Posted by: Cat on June 15, 2003 06:27 PM from IP:

those commercials are working their magic on moi also!

Comment number: 003117   Posted by: duff on June 16, 2003 05:42 AM from IP:

Does this anonymous comic's name maybe rhyme with "Flecky Beene?"

Comment number: 003118   Posted by: Bet on June 16, 2003 07:05 AM from IP:

If that song ends up getting stuck in my head for the next several days, you bastards are in big trouble. *mutter*

Comment number: 003119   Posted by: Chuck on June 18, 2003 02:59 PM from IP:

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