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Friday, 21 March
Phrases I Would Rather Not Have On My Tombstone
This Tombstone Redeemable For $25 Off Your Next Interment
Medical Research Is Richer For His Comical Demise
Move Along, Nothing To See Here
Has Finally Shut The Fuck Up
Active Culture Below
He Knew Exactly What Hit Him
He Knew Exactly Who Ate Him
He Thought It Was Gin
Still Looking For The Head
We Will Miss Trouncing His Terrible Fantasy League Teams
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"Affable Nebbish" -- This is the perfect phrase to describe my...well, I guess at this point he would be considered my ex-boyfriend. Perfect. 100%. I love it!
"Traitorous Homo" is still your leading choice, though, right?
Rule of thumb #1: Good weblog taglines and good tombstone inscriptions are two categories which almost never overlap.
Such a transparent ploy. Think you we realize not the inscription you truly fear is doubtless not to be found among these?
Think you we realize not the inscription you truly fear is doubtless not to be found among these?
'Swounds, varlet! Thou hast . . . uh, look, what?
(I'm guessing this is but a misinformation campaign, intended to otherwise distract those who would have inscribed upon the stone, Brought to you by Spaghettios™.)
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