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Friday, 21 March
Phrases I Would Rather Not Have On My Tombstone

Hoobastank 4Ever

Affable Nebbish

This Tombstone Redeemable For $25 Off Your Next Interment

Medical Research Is Richer For His Comical Demise

Frequent Crier

Move Along, Nothing To See Here

Has Finally Shut The Fuck Up

Active Culture Below

He Knew Exactly What Hit Him

He Knew Exactly Who Ate Him

He Thought It Was Gin

Goodbye, Stupid

No Spitting

Still Looking For The Head


We Will Miss Trouncing His Terrible Fantasy League Teams

Summary | Skot | 21 Mar, 2003 |

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"Affable Nebbish" -- This is the perfect phrase to describe my...well, I guess at this point he would be considered my ex-boyfriend. Perfect. 100%. I love it!

Comment number: 002654   Posted by: rickie beth on March 21, 2003 04:53 PM from IP:


Comment number: 002655   Posted by: Cat on March 21, 2003 05:23 PM from IP:

"Traitorous Homo" is still your leading choice, though, right?

Comment number: 002656   Posted by: TheBrad on March 21, 2003 07:07 PM from IP:

Rule of thumb #1: Good weblog taglines and good tombstone inscriptions are two categories which almost never overlap.
There are some pretty good weblog taglines here.

Comment number: 002657   Posted by: wendell on March 24, 2003 03:57 AM from IP:

Such a transparent ploy. Think you we realize not the inscription you truly fear is doubtless not to be found among these?

Comment number: 002658   Posted by: pfattmeff on March 24, 2003 07:23 PM from IP:

Think you we realize not the inscription you truly fear is doubtless not to be found among these?

'Swounds, varlet! Thou hast . . . uh, look, what?

Comment number: 002659   Posted by: Skot on March 24, 2003 08:43 PM from IP:

(I'm guessing this is but a misinformation campaign, intended to otherwise distract those who would have inscribed upon the stone, Brought to you by Spaghettios™.)

Comment number: 002660   Posted by: pfattmeff on March 25, 2003 06:05 PM from IP:

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