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Friday, 21 February
String Theory

Clotho: Here's the next thread.

Lachesis: Ew.

Atropos: Where did that come from?

Clotho: Piggly Wiggly. They had a sale.

Atropos: It's pretty ugly.

Clotho: Thread is thread, sister.

Lachesis: Well, hand it over. Boy. (Pause.) Boy. What do you think, girls?

Clotho: Peanut sheller?

Lachesis: Too ambitious.

Atropos: Crib death.

Clotho: You always say that.

Atropos: We could always make another Baldwin.

Lachesis: No more Baldwins! What is it with you and Baldwins?

Atropos: I just think they look funny.

Clotho: Oh, just throw him in a cubicle somewhere.

Atropos: I thought even "peanut sheller" was too ambitious.

Lachesis: It is.

(General cackling.)

Clotho: Okay, here you are.

Lachesis: Thanks. I'll just feed him in right . . . here, I guess. That's not too bad.

Atropos: Ugh. It sure is funny-looking that way . . .

Clotho: Well . . .

Atropos: I'm cutting him off.

Lachesis: Get out of here! Stop waving those fucking scissors around!

Atropos: Well, he's not helping things!

Clotho: Come on, Atropos, look at the thread right over there. It's that Caftan Person. Don't start pretending to have standards now.

Lachesis: Really. What is that?

Atropos: An experiment. I don't have to tell you.

Clotho: Well, this is all just very Perry Ellis, and I thought we were shooting for Armani here.

Lachesis: You're the one who picked the thread. What is that other one, again?

Clotho (reading label): "Skot."

Lachesis: What a dumb name.

Atropos: I have big plans for this one.

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Make yer bleedin' minds up! First it's cut him off, then it's weave him in, then you don't know what you want. It's me as has to actually go and do the whole scythe-and-hourglass routine, you know.

Comment number: 002523   Posted by: Thanatos on February 21, 2003 09:47 PM from IP:

Uh, guys? I don't have all day here. *taps watch*

Comment number: 002524   Posted by: Chronos on February 22, 2003 01:25 PM from IP:

If you've quite finished running Caftan Guy through, I'd like my sword back.

Comment number: 002525   Posted by: Porthos on February 22, 2003 06:03 PM from IP:

I love you guys.

Comment number: 002526   Posted by: Elfhos on February 28, 2003 03:30 PM from IP:

Uh oh!

Comment number: 002527   Posted by: spaghettios on March 4, 2003 03:36 PM from IP:

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