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Friday, 10 January
Some Celebrities Should Have Ad Slogans
Cate Blanchett: "Stealing Roles From Tilda Swinton Since 1998!"
Kate Winslet: "Pay Me to Take Off My Bra and I Throw in the Panties for Free!"
Sandra Bullock: "Why Have Jumbalaya When You Can Have Plain Rice?"
Jm J Bullock: "Are You Going To Finish That Sandwich?"
Aaron Sorkin: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."
Andrea Dworkin: "Get Away From That Sandwich, Jm J Bullock!"
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