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Monday, 02 December
On The Merits of Fucking Up

I am staring at this website and thinking, "Man, this is cool!" I am also thinking, "What the fuck do all these weird buttons do?" And also, "I see a toolbar with an eyeball and a target and a big T and a magnifying glass. Hm." Not to mention, "The God of the Internet is an angry, malign God." And finally, "It sure was nice of my good friend Frykitty to set this all up for me. Either that, or she really hates me."

More to come, unless I fuck this up beyond all hope, which is, of course, entirely possible.


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Comments

WOOOOOO!

Welcome to the in-TAR-net!

Comment number: 002140   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 07:57 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Snipe!

Er.. shit, wrong site.

Comment number: 002141   Posted by: mike on December 2, 2002 08:34 AM from IP: 152.163.163.179

~You warbloggers ruin everything!~

This page looks great.

Comment number: 002142   Posted by: John 13 on December 2, 2002 08:34 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

16/f/tallahassee, wanna cyber?

Comment number: 002143   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 08:37 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

Hi, you don't know me, but...I'm your son!! I'll never forgive you for leaving me and Momma like you did, you son of a bitch.

Comment number: 002144   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:39 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

SillyFilter!! WOOOO!! PANCAKES!!!

Comment number: 002145   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:44 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Can I put anything I want here? *pretends to write MARQUEE tag*

Comment number: 002146   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:46 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I claim this site and all its riches for me and my heirs.

Comment number: 002147   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:47 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*marquees rodii*

Comment number: 002148   Posted by: MarqueeMarque on December 2, 2002 08:50 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

~This is the first test of the izzlepfaff commenting system. Let's hope this works out properly.~

Comment number: 002149   Posted by: Rob on December 2, 2002 08:50 AM from IP: 216.16.231.34

*vomits on izzlepfaff*

Comment number: 002150   Posted by: on December 2, 2002 08:55 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

There. It's christened.

Comment number: 002151   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 08:56 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

It would be wrong of me to point out that "malign" is a verb and not an adjective, wouldn't it? But also typical. Oh well, you knew I was a snake.

Comment number: 002152   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 08:58 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

This is gonna be good, even if (perhaps especially if) you fuck it up. Cwtsh!

(Er, Pesty, malign is a perfectly good adjective meaning 'evil, malicious'.)

Comment number: 002153   Posted by: senn on December 2, 2002 09:04 AM from IP: 65.100.45.174

I claim this site and all its riches for me and my heirs.

=That's my thing!=

*hands rodii his sandwich*

Fantastic, Skot!

Comment number: 002154   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:04 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Malign is too an adjective.

Comment number: 002155   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:05 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*hands rodii his sandwich*

*makes dave his ass*

Comment number: 002156   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:06 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*tastes ass*

Yum. I guess I need to stop telling people to eat my ass; they might think it's a compliment or something.

Comment number: 002157   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:09 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I used the thing to claim meta-1142, by the way. There's precedent.

Comment number: 002158   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:16 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Nothing has ever made me happier in my whole, entire life than knowing this website finally exists.

Nothing.

*cries*

Comment number: 002159   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 09:17 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

The tagline rotation appears to be stuck.

IzzlePfaff: stop telling people to eat my ass

Comment number: 002160   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:21 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I came to this site because I wanted to be a pop star. Why won;t you help me be a pop star. U R A $!!?@!##-head.

Make me a pop star.

Comment number: 002161   Posted by: hawg on December 2, 2002 09:22 AM from IP: 209.202.116.19

I used the thing to claim meta-1142, by the way. There's precedent.

Just because you stole it once before doesn't mean it's yours. I used it to claim 1144 before 1142.org ever existed. DIE RODII DIE!

Comment number: 002162   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:23 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

IzzlePfaff: the 1142 it's OK to lick like

Comment number: 002163   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:25 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Man, this site is dead.

Comment number: 002164   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:31 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I keep waiting for someone to post a monkey.

Comment number: 002165   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 09:32 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I thought about it, but the sheer velocity of this place defeated me.

Comment number: 002166   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:33 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I just spent some time working my way through the archives. Man, there's some good stuff in there.

Comment number: 002167   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:45 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Heh, I did the same thing. Testy linkety.

Comment number: 002168   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 09:47 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

It has become obvious to me that Skot will have a greater readership than me by tomorrow.

Comment number: 002169   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 09:54 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

Oh, man, MommaPt2 is down for me. I'll just hang out here for awhile.

Comment number: 002170   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 09:59 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So, judith is cooler than everybody, save kitty:

http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000001.php

Comment number: 002171   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:00 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

COMMENT NUMBERING! I DEMAND COMMENT NUMBERING!

Comment number: 002172   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:02 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Who would have suspected she checks her referrers?

Comment number: 002173   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

HOW CAN I SNARF BLIND?!

Comment number: 002174   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So is this where we come when eft is down now?

Comment number: 002175   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

*cries*

I don't have anywhere else to go.

Comment number: 002176   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:05 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

hoopty hoo!

Comment number: 002177   Posted by: lint on December 2, 2002 10:06 AM from IP: 128.193.160.102

*giggle*

There ya go, Claxman.

Comment number: 002178   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:07 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

*rubs hands together*

Comment number: 002179   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:10 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

*feels a moment of badness*

Comment number: 002180   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:11 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Just a moment.

Comment number: 002181   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:11 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Not much of snarf-culture here, is there?

Comment number: 002182   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

*wonders if 50 is worth snarfing*

Comment number: 002183   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Ah, heck.

Comment number: 002184   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Yes. I am a loser, yes.

Comment number: 002185   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:13 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

SNARF.

Comment number: 002186   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:13 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Izzlepfaff: I don't have anywhere else to go.

Comment number: 002187   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:14 AM from IP: 163.192.21.3

Hm. "www.1142.net" gets the MSN "we didn't find your page, how about searching for something instead" page.

Comment number: 002188   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:14 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Are robot turned off? cause I want to badmouth people on Metafilter.

Comment number: 002189   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:15 AM from IP: 163.192.21.3

Izzlepfaff: a moment of badness

Comment number: 002190   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:15 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Are robot turned off? cause I want to badmouth people on Metafilter.

Definitely not. The world must know about izzlepfaff.com! But feel free to badmouth mefites anyway.

Comment number: 002191   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:16 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Iffzlepfaff: feel free to badmouth mefites.

Comment number: 002192   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:17 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

~That was intentional.~

Comment number: 002193   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:18 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Whyfor the number of comments not the same as the number on the front page? I refreshed, too.

Comment number: 002194   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:20 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Whyfor the number of comments not the same as the number on the front page? I refreshed, too.

Because there was an earlier test entry that had comments.

Comment number: 002195   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:21 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Previous comments on deleted posts?

Comment number: 002196   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:21 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So that means I could snarf anywhere?

Comment number: 002197   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:25 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

So that means I could snarf anywhere?

If there were most posts up, you could indeed snarf in the comments of those posts rather than the current post. I foresee great sneakiness and frustration.

Comment number: 002198   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:28 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

It's the sparkly newness that's so heartwarming. Like a fresh pair of tube socks.

Soon, though, we'll have sweated into Izzlepfaff.com so much that it will be as crispy as apple chips, though not as fragrant.

Comment number: 002199   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 10:28 AM from IP: 65.211.227.34

What are you people doing in my thread!!?

Comment number: 002200   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 10:31 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

The pandering has already begun.

Comment number: 002201   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:32 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

claxyco.com

I like it! Sign me up!

Comment number: 002202   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 10:32 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Also, I could pretend to be anybody.

Comment number: 002203   Posted by: ~rodii~ on December 2, 2002 10:34 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

izzlepfaff: The pandering has already begun.

Comment number: 002204   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:34 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Jesus God. This is terrifying.

*Hangs no-Pesty pest strip*

Comment number: 002205   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 10:35 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

*cries*

Comment number: 002206   Posted by: Pesty on December 2, 2002 10:37 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

I like to have fun too! I like to say the funny words! Izzlepfaff!

Comment number: 002207   Posted by: jennifer13 on December 2, 2002 10:37 AM from IP: 65.56.138.197

So this is the site of the esteemed Skot! Your wit has teased and warmed me on many an occasion, my friend!

Comment number: 002208   Posted by: Miguel Cardoso on December 2, 2002 10:38 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Apparently, HTML is ignored in the name field.

Comment number: 002209   Posted by: Anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:38 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Hi Skot!

Comment number: 002210   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:39 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

So this is the site of the esteemed Skot! Your wit has teased and warmed me on many an occasion, my friend!

Comment number: 002211   Posted by: Carlos Quevedo on December 2, 2002 10:39 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Geez, this site has really gone into decline.

Remember when Skot used to be funny?

Comment number: 002212   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 10:48 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

RUN TO 1,000,000!!

Comment number: 002213   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 10:48 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

This site is fast

Comment number: 002214   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:50 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I dare you to post a link to this place on metafilter.

Comment number: 002215   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:50 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Yes, you.

Comment number: 002216   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:51 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I dare you to post a link to this place on metafilter.

Oooh! Which reminds me, this actually should go out on mefi projects.

Comment number: 002217   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:52 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

1. Nobody even remembers me from Metafilter.

2. There's nothing to see here!

3. You're all insane.

Comment number: 002218   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 10:55 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

This is as good as pre-Charlie Sheen Spin City. r0x0r.

Comment number: 002219   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 10:57 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Skot is right, this should be pposted on Fark.

Comment number: 002220   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:58 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

Back later.

Comment number: 002221   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:59 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

What?

Comment number: 002222   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 10:59 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I thought we were snarfing.

Comment number: 002223   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:00 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Am I all alone?

Comment number: 002224   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:00 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

What this site needs is an enema a 15users list.

Comment number: 002225   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Snarfing?

Comment number: 002226   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

~Okay, time to pull out the Netflix queue.~

Comment number: 002227   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I thought so.

Comment number: 002228   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

When?

Comment number: 002229   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Now?

Comment number: 002230   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Snarfing?

Comment number: 002231   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I'm there.

Comment number: 002232   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Ahhh!

Comment number: 002233   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Me!

Comment number: 002234   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

crikey

Comment number: 002235   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

%That was oddly satisfying.%

Comment number: 002236   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

So who's registering 000004.org so we won't overload kitty's disk space and bandwidth?

Comment number: 002237   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:03 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

posters: guest (3) | guest (6)

visitors: guest (5) | guest (2) | guest (3) | guest (1) | guest (6) | guest (4)

Comment number: 002238   Posted by: lint on December 2, 2002 11:03 AM from IP: 128.193.161.164

lint?

Comment number: 002239   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:06 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Man, I remember when this place was cool, around 10:30. Now it's deadsville.

Comment number: 002240   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 11:40 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

It just needs more vomit.

Comment number: 002241   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 12:05 PM from IP: 65.211.227.34

*vomits*

Comment number: 002242   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 12:35 PM from IP: 134.197.57.87

<div class="summary">Sheesh.</div>

Comment number: 002243   Posted by: Aaaugh! on December 2, 2002 12:42 PM from IP: 209.81.167.241

Is it just as exciting when I intermittently drop in here? Because it's just as exciting for me!

Comment number: 002244   Posted by: Anil on December 2, 2002 01:07 PM from IP: 65.218.14.102

Well, I know I'm excited. Though that may or may not be related.

Comment number: 002245   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 01:09 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I'm not excited.

Comment number: 002246   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 01:15 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I'm so excited. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.

Comment number: 002247   Posted by: rorschach on December 2, 2002 01:25 PM from IP: 198.151.13.7

Someday, when I learn the vagaries of IP blocking, we may all look forward to a Dave-free zone.

Comment number: 002248   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 01:25 PM from IP: 140.107.123.114

Oh no, you're going to make Dave "*cry*."

Comment number: 002249   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 01:34 PM from IP: 66.47.18.130

*cries*

Comment number: 002250   Posted by: Dave on December 2, 2002 01:42 PM from IP: 65.100.45.174

*distributes tissue*

Comment number: 002251   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 01:44 PM from IP: 65.211.227.34

*gags dave with a spoon*

Comment number: 002252   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 01:53 PM from IP: 128.208.36.1

Congrats, Skot! Jolly good show, old chap!

Comment number: 002253   Posted by: pfeff on December 2, 2002 01:57 PM from IP: 24.62.119.225

oh my fucking god.

Comment number: 002254   Posted by: kathryn on December 2, 2002 02:03 PM from IP: 128.12.42.47

Ouch.

Note I am not "Dave". I am "Dave A". Now don't start posting as "Dave A".

Comment number: 002255   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:07 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Okay.

Comment number: 002256   Posted by: elves on December 2, 2002 02:08 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I like IP logging on comment pages.

Comment number: 002257   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:08 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Yay!

Comment number: 002258   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:12 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Hmm. That makes things either more or less interesting.

Comment number: 002259   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 02:13 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I don't want to spoil other people's fun, though.

Comment number: 002260   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:13 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Hmm. That makes things either more or less interesting.

Yeah, I'm not sure I wanted to know who MC an CQ were...

Comment number: 002261   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:14 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

There. I have done a sneaky-ass thing.

Comment number: 002262   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 02:17 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Oooh, I like.

Comment number: 002263   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:22 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

My categories aren't working.

Comment number: 002264   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 02:52 PM from IP: 68.40.47.68

A Tallahassee Lassie Asked Me, how do you rock so rough, and so classy?

Comment number: 002265   Posted by: Succa on December 3, 2002 07:44 PM from IP: 198.103.161.1

izzlepfaff.com: It just needs more vomit.

Comment number: 002266   Posted by: Succa on December 3, 2002 07:45 PM from IP: 198.103.161.1

Is this thing on?

Comment number: 002267   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 26, 2002 02:59 PM from IP: 68.40.45.77

Looks like it's working to me, Rod.

Comment number: 002268   Posted by: Anil on December 27, 2002 10:48 PM from IP: 66.65.107.141

What, 129 comments and you just STOP? What is this crap? WHERE'S NEALE???

Comment number: 002269   Posted by: Cat on December 30, 2002 03:31 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

ss

Comment number: 002270   Posted by: on February 22, 2003 10:16 PM from IP: 203.106.173.230

Last post!

Comment number: 002271   Posted by: Steve on April 2, 2003 12:22 PM from IP: 198.151.13.8

It's so lonely...

Comment number: 002272   Posted by: greg on August 10, 2003 10:44 PM from IP: 68.108.207.132

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