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Monday, 02 December
How To Find My Incredible Site

First you turn on the computer, and then you go to the Internet by using a bursar. You can get a bursar from businesses like Mosaic or Thumbzilla, you just have to drive over and pick it up. You need a hatchback. Then you go to the Internet Place (IP for short) by typing in your bursar of where you want to go. Sometimes you go to porno even if you don't want to, but nobody believes you. Anyway, that's how you net around.


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This is why Skot didn't design this site.

Comment number: 002273   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 02:05 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I have wondered since 1994 or so what the hell "IP" stood for. Now I know! Thanks, Mr. Helpful Computer Man!

Comment number: 002274   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 02:12 PM from IP: 216.151.40.226

Flavin.

IP is obviously short for Izzle Pfaff. uh-hoy.

Glavin.

My eyes are burning.

Comment number: 002275   Posted by: prof. frink on December 2, 2002 04:24 PM from IP: 24.100.98.87

I love you Skot!

Comment number: 002276   Posted by: Your Secret Admirer on December 2, 2002 05:29 PM from IP: 65.93.98.196

Is that you, YSA?

Comment number: 002277   Posted by: Dave A on December 3, 2002 06:49 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

What if my computer's already on?

Comment number: 002278   Posted by: DesperatelySeekingSkot on December 3, 2002 08:02 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

What if my computer's already on?

This is bad. You should return it to the store. You don't know how long it's been running, and it may invalidate the warranty.

Comment number: 002279   Posted by: Skot on December 3, 2002 08:08 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

You don't know how long it's been running

My computer isn't running. It's a desktop model. I'm beginning to wonder what Miguel Cardoso sees in you.

Comment number: 002280   Posted by: DesperatelySeekingSkot on December 3, 2002 08:23 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

It's a desktop model.

I'm starting to think you're beyond hope. If it's a "model," it isn't supposed to work like a real computer.

Comment number: 002281   Posted by: Skot on December 3, 2002 08:38 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

I know you are, but what am I.

Comment number: 002282   Posted by: DesperatelySeekingSkot on December 3, 2002 08:43 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Computer Man, I want to be a real boy!

Comment number: 002283   Posted by: Succa on December 3, 2002 07:51 PM from IP: 198.103.161.1

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