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Transom was struck from the race. Its jockey was found drinking Red Stripes and cursing sepulchre under his breath.

Certitude eked out a win over icing after a controversial call by the refs, citing icing for icing. Feldspar was credited with nine saves. Blandishments was ejected in the second period.

Tatterdemalion fouled out early, but not after rejecting five shots by throttle, who ended up scoring only six. Palimpsest and fugue had between them ten steals, utterly destroying the efforts of point guard baroness.

Swim was held to a miserable 26 running yards thanks to the ferocious tackling of exemplar, who also had an interception against feckless. Wide receiver plotz scored two touchdowns despite blanket coverage by the tenacious glib.

Troika had its number retired today with much fanfare. The ceremony was attended by luminaries such as dotard, bailiwick and simian.

Penchant scored a TKO against derelict in the fifth round, retaining its title. Former champ whelk was seen in attendance for the match, but declined comment at the urging of former manager spelt.

And finally, former Grandmaster gentian was reportedly spotted lurking around a Pittsburgh rest stop by various sources. We are unable to confirm those reports at this time, and authorities are also refusing comment. Onetime archnemesis facile refused to speculate on this development.

Thank you for watching. We leave you now with footage of the incomparable vertiginous. They don't make them like that any more.

Good night.


Wordplay | Skot | 13 May, 2004 |

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sadly, my favorite, sylvan, failed to advance beyond the first round.

Comment number: 003185   Posted by: cleek on May 13, 2004 06:45 AM from IP: 209.116.70.133

what?

Comment number: 003186   Posted by: anonymous on May 13, 2004 06:46 AM from IP: 68.34.208.141

Like I know.

Comment number: 003187   Posted by: Skot on May 13, 2004 09:43 AM from IP: 140.107.123.110

Ampule takes over the yellow jersey!

Comment number: 003188   Posted by: j on May 13, 2004 03:05 PM from IP: 12.26.102.236

Well, I least I understood "TKO" the rest was mumbo jumbo from a far far off netherworld.

Comment number: 003216   Posted by: Anna on May 19, 2004 04:55 AM from IP: 212.136.78.25

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