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Tuesday, 07 October
The Punchy Dork

I've recently been going nuts reading all kinds of graphic novels (read: comic books with tits and swearing), and while I know I'll never write one, I do like to come up with superhero names I'd like to see. You have to imagine them being shouted out by musclebound people in spandex. I particularly like the ones that make no sense at all.

Crypto-Ocelot!
The Human Beet!
Choco-Texan!
Ape-Reader!
The Itchy Housecoat!
On-Demand Four-Wheel Drive!
The White Guy!
Callipygian Phrygian!
The Limper!
The Fascinating Anecdote!
Pudding!

Yeah, I don't know either.


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UNIMOG!

Comment number: 001565   Posted by: jimborella on October 7, 2003 02:17 PM from IP: 63.251.52.214

Private First-Class Death!

Comment number: 001566   Posted by: Joe on October 7, 2003 03:09 PM from IP: 165.247.36.237

Bactrian Camel...Person!

randomly found your journal a month ago. i read it religiously. i was gonna say i read it "like the bible"...but since i've never once read the bible, that probably isn't the best analogy to use.

Comment number: 001567   Posted by: Aaron on October 7, 2003 04:02 PM from IP: 24.119.128.5

I read it like the bible.


I don't believe a word of it.

Comment number: 001568   Posted by: Cat on October 7, 2003 09:07 PM from IP: 67.166.82.95

How about...

Pimpgirl!
Hardcore Dwarven Pornstar!
Uninteresting Guy!
Swotty Little Nancy Boy!
Governor Schwarteneggerman!

^_-

Comment number: 001569   Posted by: Edgeling on October 8, 2003 01:49 AM from IP: 216.80.152.249

Span Dex is not bad either.

Comment number: 001570   Posted by: david on October 8, 2003 04:49 AM from IP: 202.137.85.132

Radek Bonk!

Comment number: 001571   Posted by: Shawn on October 8, 2003 09:02 AM from IP: 209.233.130.252

Aliquot Bagder Boy

Comment number: 001572   Posted by: heather on October 8, 2003 09:25 AM from IP: 63.227.131.182

Can I buy "The Itchy Housecoat" from you for my superhero? I need to be The Itchy Housecoat.

Comment number: 001573   Posted by: Bet on October 8, 2003 09:32 AM from IP: 205.242.228.7

Crypto-Blogger!

Comment number: 001574   Posted by: moose on October 8, 2003 10:56 AM from IP: 216.161.136.219

Chocolate Shatner!

Comment number: 001575   Posted by: Ultracity on October 8, 2003 02:47 PM from IP: 66.235.26.28

The Shambling Linebacker, although I think he's more of a supervillain.

Comment number: 001576   Posted by: Snarky on October 8, 2003 03:10 PM from IP: 198.151.13.8

The Diddler
Paper Legs
The Chaffed Nip
Mumbling Troglodyte
Norman Bolasoup
Brown Asterisk
The Loaf

Comment number: 001577   Posted by: MrGame on October 9, 2003 12:44 AM from IP: 12.230.136.79

Eczema!

Comment number: 001578   Posted by: Jack Bog on October 9, 2003 03:06 AM from IP: 12.224.118.211

The Happy Kumquat!

That's mine, but at this cool little site, http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/herogen.cgi, you get nifty ones like:

The jocular Platypus Shadow
The amphibious Jet Mouse
The astonishing War Flea
The sepulchral Suicide Worm

Comment number: 001579   Posted by: Jamie on October 9, 2003 06:50 AM from IP: 199.196.44.129

Then go to mcsweeneys archives for bad professional wrestler's names...

Comment number: 001580   Posted by: chuck on October 9, 2003 12:47 PM from IP: 80.141.164.247

Rampant Dustbunny!
Death Seltzer!
Smegman!
Shrieking Whig, and his sidekick Arm Fall-Off Boy!

Comment number: 001581   Posted by: Mixmaster Mikey on October 9, 2003 03:18 PM from IP: 207.191.65.51

COCK GOBLIN!!
DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!

Comment number: 001582   Posted by: jamie sweet on October 9, 2003 04:17 PM from IP: 63.251.52.212

How about......

Kevin!

Comment number: 001589   Posted by: Kari-Ann on October 10, 2003 05:21 PM from IP: 69.21.25.86

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