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Tuesday, 24 June
Tonight I Celebrate My Love For Me

It's my birthday today, the totally unmomentous big 3-4, so I'll be expecting a flood of gifts from all you rotten bastards.*

In truth, it's not that big a deal. 34? Fuck that! I'm young at heart! Actually, considering the smoking and poor diet, I imagine that I have a weary, miserably chugging heart. But I've still got my mind! Which I of course am sadly ruining by watching wretched horsehit like Jason X or poisoning with drink. But I've got a good job! Which involves a lot of dead people.


Well, here's what I do got: a good wife who is taking me out on the town for a nice dinner, and some good friends whom I'm meeting afterwards for some cocktails at the lovely (and soon to be extinct) Cloud Room. And that's good enough for me.

*God, I'm kidding! Chill out, you rotten bastards!

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Happy birthday!

Comment number: 001038   Posted by: Eva on June 24, 2003 03:44 PM from IP:

Happy happy happy birthday!

Comment number: 001039   Posted by: sam on June 24, 2003 04:56 PM from IP:

The Frogurt is also cursed.
But it comes with your choice of toppings!

Happy birthday, pun'kin!

Comment number: 001040   Posted by: also on June 24, 2003 05:11 PM from IP:

Feliz Cumpleanos y Bon Aniversare, homey G. Eat it up right, yo, cuz you're only 34 once. Tice. Fee times a mady.

Comment number: 001041   Posted by: Flipsycab on June 24, 2003 05:26 PM from IP:

You think the big 3-4 is unmomentous? How many birthdays do you think you'll have that are evenly divisible by 17? Not many my friend. Cherish it.

Comment number: 001042   Posted by: clark on June 24, 2003 08:05 PM from IP:

Happy 34th, Skot!

Comment number: 001043   Posted by: stennie on June 24, 2003 08:30 PM from IP:

I think my nephew said it best:

Abber day day to you
Abber day day to You
Abber Day Day, Abber Day Day
Abber day day to yoooooo!

34 looks good on ya!

Comment number: 001044   Posted by: Nova on June 24, 2003 10:18 PM from IP:

Wow, a birthday almost equidistant between "last Christmas" and "next Christmas." Did that mean maximum gifts, especially compared to sorry souls like oh, say, my brother whose birthday fell smack in the middle of Christmas-shopping season?

Comment number: 001045   Posted by: passingthru on June 25, 2003 01:36 AM from IP:

To make this an INTERNATIONAL EVENT (which ofcourse it is!):

D'r is er één jarig hoera hoera,
dat kun je wel zien dat is hij.
Dat vinden wij allen zo prettig ja ja
en daarom zingen wij blij.
Hij leve lang hoera hoera.
Hij leve lang hoera hoera.
Hij leve lang hoera.

Which is Dutch for: Happy B'day etc.

Comment number: 001046   Posted by: anna on June 25, 2003 02:27 AM from IP:

Birthdays are only important for one reason: People buy you drinks. Remember, on your birthday, you're only a day older than you were the day before. Cheer up you little bugger.

Comment number: 001047   Posted by: KOTWF on June 25, 2003 05:59 AM from IP:

Happy Birthday! (Does anyone else feel like Frosty the Snowman every time they say that?)

Comment number: 001048   Posted by: KOTWF on June 25, 2003 06:00 AM from IP:

eppy burfday.

Comment number: 001049   Posted by: Deej Vile on June 25, 2003 06:33 AM from IP:

Since this seems to be growing in languages (French, Nephewese):

Bonne fête, Skot!

Ya rotten bastard.


Comment number: 001050   Posted by: Ryan on June 25, 2003 06:38 AM from IP:

Happy Birthday, Skot. Thanks for making me laugh so much since I've discovered Izzle Pfaff.

Comment number: 001051   Posted by: Bet on June 25, 2003 08:05 AM from IP:

otanjoubi omedetou!

Comment number: 001052   Posted by: Jellybean on June 25, 2003 12:11 PM from IP:

Damn, I was all excited that I would go to the Cloud Room after my silly graduation ceremony tonight, then I realize that today's Wednesday and your birthday was yesterday.
Maybe next year.

Comment number: 001053   Posted by: dayment on June 25, 2003 04:36 PM from IP:

Okay, I've never commented here before, but I must. Firstly, happy birthday! Secondly, I'm scared. Not only do you make me laugh so hard that I can't stop, but we have the same name and the same birthday. I'm worried that I might be your less funny doppelganger. Eek.

Comment number: 001055   Posted by: Scott on June 25, 2003 09:45 PM from IP:

Fröhlicher Geburtstag less funny Doppelganger!

Comment number: 001057   Posted by: du auch on June 26, 2003 10:22 AM from IP:

Danke Schoen.

Comment number: 001058   Posted by: Scott on June 26, 2003 10:35 AM from IP:

bitte schoen

Comment number: 001059   Posted by: ewege bloomencraft on June 26, 2003 11:38 AM from IP:

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