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Tuesday, 15 April
Now More Worthless Than Ever!

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I was anxious about posting this before, because it made me feel kind of icky, but now that my "stock" has rocketed straight into a toilet near you, I could hardly resist.


I have no idea why it tickles me so that my valuation suddenly went all shit-eaty. I haven't seen this kind of shocking ghastliness since my last three fantasy league teams.

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Ph33r m3!

No, really, fear me.

Comment number: 000680   Posted by: Skot on April 15, 2003 09:41 AM from IP:

*fears skot*

Crud. I won't be able to sleep tonight. You're worse than spiders.

Comment number: 000681   Posted by: claxy on April 15, 2003 09:48 AM from IP:

Well, that's what you get for scrapping your original "write funny stuff" plan for your heavily hyped "toboggan porn and Kennedy assassination theories" business model.

Comment number: 000682   Posted by: Steve on April 15, 2003 10:04 AM from IP:

It's like Lucent all over again.


To say nothing of AOL Time Warner, BeOS, etc. Yep, index funds for me from now on.

Comment number: 000684   Posted by: Will on April 15, 2003 11:00 AM from IP:

"It was during a toboggan ride that I fucked JFK on the day he was killed . . . "

Comment number: 000685   Posted by: Skot on April 15, 2003 11:05 AM from IP:

I was just about to email you about this. I lost a bundle on your sorry ass. Kiss your kneecaps goodbye.

Comment number: 000686   Posted by: Anil on April 15, 2003 11:43 AM from IP:

Anil, by way of apology, I have sent you one of my wonderful "Izzle Pfaff!" key fobs. Thank you for your continued investment in my shit-hot blog.

Comment number: 000687   Posted by: Skot on April 15, 2003 11:58 AM from IP:

I was just about to email you about this. I lost a bundle on your sorry ass. Kiss your kneecaps goodbye.

xoxox Hey, you're not one to talk, Ashy. I'm just glad I jumped off the train before it plunged off the cliff (well, not really). xoxox

Comment number: 000688   Posted by: avogadro on April 15, 2003 01:01 PM from IP:

I WOULD invest in you, but your shitty stock is all sold out! (so buy mine)

Comment number: 000690   Posted by: Krizzer on April 15, 2003 03:37 PM from IP:

*faints* No, it's even scarier. My useless, pathetic blog is your second-most-valued inbound link. Somehow my value doubled overnight. No, my blog's value. Not mine.

Comment number: 000691   Posted by: Eva on April 15, 2003 04:49 PM from IP:

You're climbing back up. You're now at nearly what I paid for you. Oh those golden halcyon days of last weekend, when you had tripled in value.

Comment number: 000698   Posted by: stennie on April 16, 2003 11:26 AM from IP:

IP: those golden halcyon days of last weekend.

Comment number: 000705   Posted by: iceberg273 on April 17, 2003 04:20 AM from IP:

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