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Friday, 10 January
Some Celebrities Should Have Ad Slogans

Cate Blanchett: "Stealing Roles From Tilda Swinton Since 1998!"

Kate Winslet: "Pay Me to Take Off My Bra and I Throw in the Panties for Free!"

Sandra Bullock: "Why Have Jumbalaya When You Can Have Plain Rice?"

Jm J Bullock: "Are You Going To Finish That Sandwich?"

Aaron Sorkin: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

Andrea Dworkin: "Get Away From That Sandwich, Jm J Bullock!"

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-laughs- You are really one of the funniest blogs I've read in quite som time. In fact, I think yer funnier than our belowed

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Comment number: 000245   Posted by: Jigzaw on January 10, 2003 02:01 AM from IP:

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