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Friday, 13 December
My Fantasy NFL Players Have Imaginary Conversations

Steve McNair: AAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAHHH!

Donovan McNabb: AAAAAAAARRRRGHH! OH SWEET CHRIST!

Christian Fauria: You not scream. I catch ball.

Steve McNair: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY, I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN! THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD! SWEET AGONY! AAAAHHHH!

Isaac Bruce: Wha . . . what happened? We . . . I . . . we used to be so good . .

Jerome Bettis: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHH!

Plaxico Burress: Anyone got some hand grease? For my hands? I'd like to make my hands greasier.

Ed McCaffrey: This is the worst team I've ever been on. I'm going back to the fucking hospital.

Jamal Lewis: Does anyone even notice me anymore? I'm right here, guys.

Christian Fauria: What? Who you? Get us sandwiches.

Jamal Lewis: But . . . oh all right.

Isaac Bruce: . . . we were good once, right guys? You remember . . . just a year ago . . .

Donovan McNabb: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAH!

Steve McNair: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! OHHHHHH! MORE! MORE PAIN, LORD!

Jerome Bettis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAHH!

Sebastian Janikowski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAARRRGH!

Ed McCaffrey: What the fuck is up with Janikowski? He's not hurt.

Plaxico Burress: No, he's just fucking nuts. Check him out--he's eating Icy Hot.

Sebastian Janikowski: GERK! MRAGGAH! ERM!


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See, now I can't decide whether I'd rather have Fauria or McNair get their face plastered on the Monday Night Football horse trailer tonight so that they could be interviewed after the game.

Maybe it would be best if Fauria gave the interview while McNair wailed in the background.

Comment number: 000183   Posted by: iceberg273 on December 16, 2002 08:20 AM from IP: 35.12.23.182

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