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Monday, 02 December
On The Merits of Fucking Up

I am staring at this website and thinking, "Man, this is cool!" I am also thinking, "What the fuck do all these weird buttons do?" And also, "I see a toolbar with an eyeball and a target and a big T and a magnifying glass. Hm." Not to mention, "The God of the Internet is an angry, malign God." And finally, "It sure was nice of my good friend Frykitty to set this all up for me. Either that, or she really hates me."

More to come, unless I fuck this up beyond all hope, which is, of course, entirely possible.


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Comments

WOOOOOO!

Welcome to the in-TAR-net!

Comment number: 000004   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 07:57 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Snipe!

Er.. shit, wrong site.

Comment number: 000005   Posted by: mike on December 2, 2002 08:34 AM from IP: 152.163.163.179

~You warbloggers ruin everything!~

This page looks great.

Comment number: 000006   Posted by: John 13 on December 2, 2002 08:34 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

16/f/tallahassee, wanna cyber?

Comment number: 000007   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 08:37 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

Hi, you don't know me, but...I'm your son!! I'll never forgive you for leaving me and Momma like you did, you son of a bitch.

Comment number: 000008   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:39 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

SillyFilter!! WOOOO!! PANCAKES!!!

Comment number: 000009   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:44 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Can I put anything I want here? *pretends to write MARQUEE tag*

Comment number: 000010   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:46 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I claim this site and all its riches for me and my heirs.

Comment number: 000011   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 08:47 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*marquees rodii*

Comment number: 000012   Posted by: MarqueeMarque on December 2, 2002 08:50 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

~This is the first test of the izzlepfaff commenting system. Let's hope this works out properly.~

Comment number: 000013   Posted by: Rob on December 2, 2002 08:50 AM from IP: 216.16.231.34

*vomits on izzlepfaff*

Comment number: 000014   Posted by: on December 2, 2002 08:55 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

There. It's christened.

Comment number: 000015   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 08:56 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

It would be wrong of me to point out that "malign" is a verb and not an adjective, wouldn't it? But also typical. Oh well, you knew I was a snake.

Comment number: 000016   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 08:58 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

This is gonna be good, even if (perhaps especially if) you fuck it up. Cwtsh!

(Er, Pesty, malign is a perfectly good adjective meaning 'evil, malicious'.)

Comment number: 000017   Posted by: senn on December 2, 2002 09:04 AM from IP: 65.100.45.174

I claim this site and all its riches for me and my heirs.

=That's my thing!=

*hands rodii his sandwich*

Fantastic, Skot!

Comment number: 000018   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:04 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Malign is too an adjective.

Comment number: 000019   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:05 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*hands rodii his sandwich*

*makes dave his ass*

Comment number: 000020   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:06 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

*tastes ass*

Yum. I guess I need to stop telling people to eat my ass; they might think it's a compliment or something.

Comment number: 000021   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:09 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I used the thing to claim meta-1142, by the way. There's precedent.

Comment number: 000022   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:16 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Nothing has ever made me happier in my whole, entire life than knowing this website finally exists.

Nothing.

*cries*

Comment number: 000023   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 09:17 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

The tagline rotation appears to be stuck.

IzzlePfaff: stop telling people to eat my ass

Comment number: 000024   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:21 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I came to this site because I wanted to be a pop star. Why won;t you help me be a pop star. U R A $!!?@!##-head.

Make me a pop star.

Comment number: 000025   Posted by: hawg on December 2, 2002 09:22 AM from IP: 209.202.116.19

I used the thing to claim meta-1142, by the way. There's precedent.

Just because you stole it once before doesn't mean it's yours. I used it to claim 1144 before 1142.org ever existed. DIE RODII DIE!

Comment number: 000026   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 09:23 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

IzzlePfaff: the 1142 it's OK to lick like

Comment number: 000027   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:25 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Man, this site is dead.

Comment number: 000028   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:31 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I keep waiting for someone to post a monkey.

Comment number: 000029   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 09:32 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I thought about it, but the sheer velocity of this place defeated me.

Comment number: 000030   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:33 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I just spent some time working my way through the archives. Man, there's some good stuff in there.

Comment number: 000031   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 09:45 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Heh, I did the same thing. Testy linkety.

Comment number: 000032   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 09:47 AM from IP: 66.47.18.130

It has become obvious to me that Skot will have a greater readership than me by tomorrow.

Comment number: 000033   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 09:54 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

Oh, man, MommaPt2 is down for me. I'll just hang out here for awhile.

Comment number: 000034   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 09:59 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So, judith is cooler than everybody, save kitty:

http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000001.php

Comment number: 000035   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:00 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

COMMENT NUMBERING! I DEMAND COMMENT NUMBERING!

Comment number: 000036   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:02 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Who would have suspected she checks her referrers?

Comment number: 000037   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

HOW CAN I SNARF BLIND?!

Comment number: 000038   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So is this where we come when eft is down now?

Comment number: 000039   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:03 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

*cries*

I don't have anywhere else to go.

Comment number: 000040   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:05 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

hoopty hoo!

Comment number: 000041   Posted by: lint on December 2, 2002 10:06 AM from IP: 128.193.160.102

*giggle*

There ya go, Claxman.

Comment number: 000042   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:07 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

*rubs hands together*

Comment number: 000043   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:10 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

*feels a moment of badness*

Comment number: 000044   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:11 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Just a moment.

Comment number: 000045   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:11 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Not much of snarf-culture here, is there?

Comment number: 000046   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

*wonders if 50 is worth snarfing*

Comment number: 000047   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Ah, heck.

Comment number: 000048   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:12 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Yes. I am a loser, yes.

Comment number: 000049   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:13 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

SNARF.

Comment number: 000050   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:13 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Izzlepfaff: I don't have anywhere else to go.

Comment number: 000052   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:14 AM from IP: 163.192.21.3

Hm. "www.1142.net" gets the MSN "we didn't find your page, how about searching for something instead" page.

Comment number: 000051   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:14 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Are robot turned off? cause I want to badmouth people on Metafilter.

Comment number: 000053   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:15 AM from IP: 163.192.21.3

Izzlepfaff: a moment of badness

Comment number: 000054   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:15 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Are robot turned off? cause I want to badmouth people on Metafilter.

Definitely not. The world must know about izzlepfaff.com! But feel free to badmouth mefites anyway.

Comment number: 000055   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:16 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Iffzlepfaff: feel free to badmouth mefites.

Comment number: 000056   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:17 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

~That was intentional.~

Comment number: 000057   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:18 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

Whyfor the number of comments not the same as the number on the front page? I refreshed, too.

Comment number: 000058   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:20 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Whyfor the number of comments not the same as the number on the front page? I refreshed, too.

Because there was an earlier test entry that had comments.

Comment number: 000059   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:21 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Previous comments on deleted posts?

Comment number: 000060   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 10:21 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

So that means I could snarf anywhere?

Comment number: 000062   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:25 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

So that means I could snarf anywhere?

If there were most posts up, you could indeed snarf in the comments of those posts rather than the current post. I foresee great sneakiness and frustration.

Comment number: 000063   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:28 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

It's the sparkly newness that's so heartwarming. Like a fresh pair of tube socks.

Soon, though, we'll have sweated into Izzlepfaff.com so much that it will be as crispy as apple chips, though not as fragrant.

Comment number: 000065   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 10:28 AM from IP: 65.211.227.34

What are you people doing in my thread!!?

Comment number: 000066   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 10:31 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

The pandering has already begun.

Comment number: 000067   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:32 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

claxyco.com

I like it! Sign me up!

Comment number: 000068   Posted by: rodii on December 2, 2002 10:32 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Also, I could pretend to be anybody.

Comment number: 000069   Posted by: ~rodii~ on December 2, 2002 10:34 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

izzlepfaff: The pandering has already begun.

Comment number: 000070   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:34 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Jesus God. This is terrifying.

*Hangs no-Pesty pest strip*

Comment number: 000071   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 10:35 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

*cries*

Comment number: 000072   Posted by: Pesty on December 2, 2002 10:37 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

I like to have fun too! I like to say the funny words! Izzlepfaff!

Comment number: 000073   Posted by: jennifer13 on December 2, 2002 10:37 AM from IP: 65.56.138.197

So this is the site of the esteemed Skot! Your wit has teased and warmed me on many an occasion, my friend!

Comment number: 000074   Posted by: Miguel Cardoso on December 2, 2002 10:38 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Apparently, HTML is ignored in the name field.

Comment number: 000075   Posted by: Anapestic on December 2, 2002 10:38 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Hi Skot!

Comment number: 000076   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:39 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

So this is the site of the esteemed Skot! Your wit has teased and warmed me on many an occasion, my friend!

Comment number: 000077   Posted by: Carlos Quevedo on December 2, 2002 10:39 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

Geez, this site has really gone into decline.

Remember when Skot used to be funny?

Comment number: 000078   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 10:48 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

RUN TO 1,000,000!!

Comment number: 000079   Posted by: TheBrad on December 2, 2002 10:48 AM from IP: 216.151.40.226

This site is fast

Comment number: 000080   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:50 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I dare you to post a link to this place on metafilter.

Comment number: 000081   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:50 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

Yes, you.

Comment number: 000082   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:51 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

I dare you to post a link to this place on metafilter.

Oooh! Which reminds me, this actually should go out on mefi projects.

Comment number: 000083   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 10:52 AM from IP: 208.27.203.128

1. Nobody even remembers me from Metafilter.

2. There's nothing to see here!

3. You're all insane.

Comment number: 000084   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 10:55 AM from IP: 140.107.123.114

This is as good as pre-Charlie Sheen Spin City. r0x0r.

Comment number: 000085   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 10:57 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Skot is right, this should be pposted on Fark.

Comment number: 000086   Posted by: John13 on December 2, 2002 10:58 AM from IP: 163.192.21.2

Back later.

Comment number: 000087   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 10:59 AM from IP: 141.212.192.228

What?

Comment number: 000088   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 10:59 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I thought we were snarfing.

Comment number: 000089   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:00 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Am I all alone?

Comment number: 000090   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:00 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

What this site needs is an enema a 15users list.

Comment number: 000091   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Snarfing?

Comment number: 000092   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

~Okay, time to pull out the Netflix queue.~

Comment number: 000093   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I thought so.

Comment number: 000094   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

When?

Comment number: 000095   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Now?

Comment number: 000096   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:01 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Snarfing?

Comment number: 000097   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I'm there.

Comment number: 000098   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Ahhh!

Comment number: 000099   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

Me!

Comment number: 000100   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

crikey

Comment number: 000101   Posted by: anapestic on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 216.181.58.90

%That was oddly satisfying.%

Comment number: 000102   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 11:02 AM from IP: 128.208.95.194

So who's registering 000004.org so we won't overload kitty's disk space and bandwidth?

Comment number: 000103   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:03 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

posters: guest (3) | guest (6)

visitors: guest (5) | guest (2) | guest (3) | guest (1) | guest (6) | guest (4)

Comment number: 000104   Posted by: lint on December 2, 2002 11:03 AM from IP: 128.193.161.164

lint?

Comment number: 000105   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 11:06 AM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Man, I remember when this place was cool, around 10:30. Now it's deadsville.

Comment number: 000106   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 11:40 AM from IP: 134.197.57.87

It just needs more vomit.

Comment number: 000107   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 12:05 PM from IP: 65.211.227.34

*vomits*

Comment number: 000108   Posted by: claxy on December 2, 2002 12:35 PM from IP: 134.197.57.87

<div class="summary">Sheesh.</div>

Comment number: 000109   Posted by: Aaaugh! on December 2, 2002 12:42 PM from IP: 209.81.167.241

Is it just as exciting when I intermittently drop in here? Because it's just as exciting for me!

Comment number: 000110   Posted by: Anil on December 2, 2002 01:07 PM from IP: 65.218.14.102

Well, I know I'm excited. Though that may or may not be related.

Comment number: 000111   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 01:09 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I'm not excited.

Comment number: 000112   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 01:15 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I'm so excited. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.

Comment number: 000113   Posted by: rorschach on December 2, 2002 01:25 PM from IP: 198.151.13.7

Someday, when I learn the vagaries of IP blocking, we may all look forward to a Dave-free zone.

Comment number: 000114   Posted by: Skot on December 2, 2002 01:25 PM from IP: 140.107.123.114

Oh no, you're going to make Dave "*cry*."

Comment number: 000115   Posted by: mark on December 2, 2002 01:34 PM from IP: 66.47.18.130

*cries*

Comment number: 000116   Posted by: Dave on December 2, 2002 01:42 PM from IP: 65.100.45.174

*distributes tissue*

Comment number: 000117   Posted by: kafkaesque on December 2, 2002 01:44 PM from IP: 65.211.227.34

*gags dave with a spoon*

Comment number: 000118   Posted by: j.edwards on December 2, 2002 01:53 PM from IP: 128.208.36.1

Congrats, Skot! Jolly good show, old chap!

Comment number: 000119   Posted by: pfeff on December 2, 2002 01:57 PM from IP: 24.62.119.225

oh my fucking god.

Comment number: 000120   Posted by: kathryn on December 2, 2002 02:03 PM from IP: 128.12.42.47

Ouch.

Note I am not "Dave". I am "Dave A". Now don't start posting as "Dave A".

Comment number: 000122   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:07 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Okay.

Comment number: 000123   Posted by: elves on December 2, 2002 02:08 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

I like IP logging on comment pages.

Comment number: 000124   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:08 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Yay!

Comment number: 000126   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:12 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Hmm. That makes things either more or less interesting.

Comment number: 000127   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 02:13 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

I don't want to spoil other people's fun, though.

Comment number: 000128   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:13 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

Hmm. That makes things either more or less interesting.

Yeah, I'm not sure I wanted to know who MC an CQ were...

Comment number: 000129   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:14 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

There. I have done a sneaky-ass thing.

Comment number: 000130   Posted by: Cat on December 2, 2002 02:17 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

Oooh, I like.

Comment number: 000131   Posted by: Dave A on December 2, 2002 02:22 PM from IP: 146.7.44.45

My categories aren't working.

Comment number: 000132   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 2, 2002 02:52 PM from IP: 68.40.47.68

A Tallahassee Lassie Asked Me, how do you rock so rough, and so classy?

Comment number: 000152   Posted by: Succa on December 3, 2002 07:44 PM from IP: 198.103.161.1

izzlepfaff.com: It just needs more vomit.

Comment number: 000153   Posted by: Succa on December 3, 2002 07:45 PM from IP: 198.103.161.1

Is this thing on?

Comment number: 000204   Posted by: rodii (1) on December 26, 2002 02:59 PM from IP: 68.40.45.77

Looks like it's working to me, Rod.

Comment number: 000207   Posted by: Anil on December 27, 2002 10:48 PM from IP: 66.65.107.141

What, 129 comments and you just STOP? What is this crap? WHERE'S NEALE???

Comment number: 000214   Posted by: Cat on December 30, 2002 03:31 PM from IP: 208.27.203.128

ss

Comment number: 000378   Posted by: on February 22, 2003 10:16 PM from IP: 203.106.173.230

Last post!

Comment number: 000574   Posted by: Steve on April 2, 2003 12:22 PM from IP: 198.151.13.8

It's so lonely...

Comment number: 001325   Posted by: greg on August 10, 2003 10:44 PM from IP: 68.108.207.132

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